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It's for the outcasts who refuse to dim their shine just because they've got teeth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe vibe? Maximalist. Unapologetic. Beautifully toxic. Rainbow rampage energy. Kawaii gore. Pastel goth meets neon punk meets Lisa Frank's evil twin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your childhood aesthetic was rainbows and unicorns but your adult aesthetic is \"still rainbows and unicorns but make it DARK,\" this collection was made for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlitter \u0026amp; Gore: Where cute bites back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"this-little-molotov-t-shirt","title":"This Little Molotov T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeak Glitter \u0026amp; Gore meets militant optimism. For people who believe in peace but pack heat, anyone whose hope comes with contingency plans, and those who shine bright while staying ready. 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