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Bring Tacos T-Shirt

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Bring Tacos T-Shirt

Bring Tacos T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who has faced down the forces of darkness and immediately prioritized the negotiation correctly. For the people whose hierarchy of needs has tacos somewhere near the top and has never once been apologetic about it, the ones who are absolutely unbothered by ominous threats because they have identified the one currency that actually matters, and everyone who has responded to a dramatic situation with a food order and considered that entirely reasonable crisis management. This is for the women who are too busy, too hungry, and too unimpressed to be intimidated — but will absolutely work with anyone who comes correct with the right offering.
Perfect for taco Tuesday devotees who consider it a spiritual practice, anyone who has de-escalated a situation with food before and would do it again without hesitation, dark humor lovers whose response to chaos is always "but first, have you eaten," or just being someone who has their priorities in exactly the right order and the devil has apparently learned to respect that.
Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Runs the whole damn thing.
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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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