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Chaos Coordinator Axolotl

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Chaos Coordinator Axolotl

Chaos Coordinator Axolotl

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who has somehow become the person responsible for managing the chaos they did not create but are now professionally qualified to contain. For the ADHD axolotl energy crowd who shows up to every situation with a clipboard in one hand and a grenade in the other because that is simply what chaos coordination requires, the ones whose job title should accurately read "person who holds everything together through means nobody should ask about," and everyone who has been appointed chaos coordinator by default because they were the only one in the room who understood the full scope of what was happening and also had the stomach for it.

Perfect for the unofficial chaos managers of every household, workplace, and friend group who do the work without the title and the sparkly rainbow axolotl with a grenade finally gives them their due, neurodivergent folks who thrive in chaos because their brain was already running at that frequency, or just being someone who coordinates chaos daily and would like an extremely cute and extremely armed little creature to represent them.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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