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Cry About It Somewhere Else

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Cry About It Somewhere Else

Cry About It Somewhere Else

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who has reached their emotional support capacity for the day and is communicating that update in the most adorable and heavily armed way possible. For the people who are genuinely empathetic right up until their bandwidth is exhausted and then need the crying to be redirected to another location, the ones who have sat with other people's feelings for so long that this demon fox with the skull dagger is simply an accurate representation of their current availability, and everyone who has smiled through absorbing someone else's emotional output and needed them to know — with sparkles — that the session is over and somewhere else is the destination.

Perfect for empaths who have hit their limit and need the boundary communicated in the most visually striking format available, neurodivergent folks whose emotional processing capacity is finite and has been reached and requires the room to be vacated.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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