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Day After Day the Penguins Steal My Sanity
Crafted from premium lightweight 100% ringspun cotton and reinforced with double-stitched hems to ensure our tees stay soft and keep their shape. Peak Dead Reckoning energy for everyone whose sanity is being systematically removed by small, relentless, seemingly innocent forces that nobody else appears to notice or take seriously. They have been at this for longer than you have been aware of it and they are not stopping. Your sanity was never going to survive this.
Perfect for the slowly unraveling, anyone surrounded by chaos that presents itself as adorable, and people who have watched their grip on things loosen incrementally at the hands of something that technically should not have this much power over them.
Part of the Dead Reckoning Collection — Live by the dark. Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.