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Dogs Before Dudes

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Dogs Before Dudes

Dogs Before Dudes

$29.99 USD
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Peak Feral Familiars appreciation for everyone who has their priorities clearly ordered and the dog is above the dude and that is simply the correct ranking and has been for some time. For those who figured out early that dogs show up consistently, love unconditionally, never leave dishes in the sink, and do not require emotional labor to maintain basic decency, the ones who have compared what dogs offer against what dudes offer and done the math with complete clarity, and everyone whose dating profile should probably just say the dog comes first, has always come first, and anyone who has a problem with that has already answered the compatibility question.

Perfect for dog lovers who have established the hierarchy and enforced it without apology, anyone who has chosen a night in with their dog over a night out with a dude and felt nothing but peace about it, or just being someone whose dog is their person and the dudes are somewhere further down a list that the dog is not on.

Part of the Feral Familiars Collection - My pet is my whole personality. And?

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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