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Drive It Like You Stole It

Black / S
$29.99 USD
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Drive It Like You Stole It

$29.99 USD
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Peak Greaser Kult appreciation for everyone who has found that the only appropriate relationship with a muscle car is one of complete and total commitment at full throttle. For the ones who believe that a car that can go fast should go fast. The ones who have been behind the wheel of something with real power and understood immediately that the correct response was everything it had, and everyone who drives with the urgency of someone who has somewhere to be and the confidence of someone who will absolutely get there.

Perfect for muscle car devotees who consider restraint a betrayal of the engineering, classic car people who drive their builds rather than trailering them because what is the point otherwise, or just being someone who gets behind the wheel of a muscle car and drives it exactly like the sign says and has never once regretted a single gear change.

Part of the Greaser Kult Collection - Born to hot rod. Everything else is just waiting.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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