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I Brought Hot Sauce

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I Brought Hot Sauce

I Brought Hot Sauce

$29.99 USD
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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who arrived at the class consciousness conversation already prepared and seasoned. For the ones who have been watching wealth hoard itself while everyone else improvises, the working class women who showed up to the revolution extra spicy with absolutely zero apologies, and everyone who took one of history's most enduring political statements and correctly identified that it needed condiments. This is for the people who are serious about the message and also serious about the spice.

Perfect for anyone currently watching billionaires do billionaire things with their jaw set and their hot sauce ready, working class warriors who prefer their political commentary with flavor, or just being someone who came to this conclusion a long time ago and has been packing accordingly ever since.

Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Run the whole damn thing.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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