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I'll Cut You T-Shirt

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I'll Cut You T-Shirt

I'll Cut You T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who contains the precise combination of rainbow sparkles and quiet menace that makes people genuinely uncertain whether they're being charmed or threatened — and who considers that the ideal outcome. For the women who grew up loving Lisa Frank and also developed some very firm boundaries, the ones whose aesthetic is maximum color and minimum tolerance for nonsense, and everyone who has smiled the sweetest smile while meaning every single word of what their accessories are communicating. This is for the people who believe a threat can absolutely be delivered in holographic rainbow with heart confetti and dolphin accents and lose absolutely nothing in translation.
Perfect for anyone whose personality is 90% sparkle and 10% do not test me, millennial women who grew up on rainbow stickers and have since developed a much sharper edge, true crime fans whose aesthetic is aggressively cheerful, or just being someone whose vibe is butterfly knife meets Lisa Frank and they see no contradiction there whatsoever.
Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.
Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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