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Just Vibes

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Just Vibes

Just Vibes

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who has achieved the rare and enviable state of operating purely on frequency with no cognitive overhead whatsoever. For the people whose brain has taken the day off and left vibes in charge, the ones who have found that thoughts are optional and vibes are sufficient and the glowing mushroom frog holding court in the cosmos has figured this out and is at complete peace with the arrangement, and everyone who has been asked what they're thinking and accurately reported nothing and meant it and felt genuinely good about that answer for the first time in their life.

Perfect for neurodivergent folks who have discovered that the no thoughts just vibes state is actually a valid and underrated form of rest, anyone who has finally achieved mental stillness and would like a rainbow cosmic frog to represent that accomplishment, or just being someone who has put thoughts down for the day, picked up vibes instead, and the glowing mushroom in the frog's hands suggests this was the correct and possibly enlightened decision.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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