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Permanently Confused, But Vibing

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Permanently Confused, But Vibing

Permanently Confused, But Vibing

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has made peace with not fully understanding what's happening and decided to have a good time about it anyway. For the neurodivergent folks whose baseline is a pleasant low-level confusion about why people do what they do, the ones who stopped waiting to feel oriented before they allowed themselves to enjoy the ride, and everyone who has looked at the bat — wings out, big eyes, absolutely no idea what's going on, clearly having the time of its life — and felt seen on a cellular level. Confusion is not the obstacle. It is the operating condition. Vibing is the response.

Perfect for ADHD and autistic folks who have normalized the confusion and optimized for the vibe, anyone who has decided that understanding everything was an unrealistic goal and joy was a better one, or just being someone who is permanently lost and permanently fine with it and would like a chaotic little bat to represent that philosophy officially.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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