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Plans With My Dog

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Plans With My Dog

Plans With My Dog

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Peak Feral Familiars appreciation for everyone who has found the perfect and inarguable excuse that also happens to be completely true and morally sound. For the introverts and neurodivergent folks who needed a socially acceptable reason to stay home and discovered that plans with the dog is both completely honest and completely conversation-ending, the ones whose dog is not an excuse but a genuine prior commitment that was made the moment that animal entered their life and supersedes all subsequent invitations, and everyone who has looked at their dog, looked at their phone, and made the only reasonable choice available.

Perfect for dog people whose social calendar is managed primarily by their dog's preferences and schedule, introverts who have found that the dog plans excuse works every time because it is never an excuse, or just being someone who made plans with their dog, the dog is expecting them, and the German Shepherd silhouette on this design understands that those plans are non-negotiable and so does everyone who matters.

Part of the Feral Familiars Collection - My pet is my whole personality. And?

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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