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Pretty Things Bite Back T-shirt

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Pretty Things Bite Back T-shirt

$29.99 USD
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Peak Mythic Misfits appreciation for every woman who's been underestimated because she happened to also be beautiful. For the corset-and-combat-boots crowd, the fae-blooded ones who smile sweetly while holding a dagger, and everyone who's been called delicate by someone who really should have known better. This is for the pretty things who've been poked, prodded, and underestimated their entire lives — and have been quietly sharpening something ever since.
Perfect for ren faires, fantasy conventions, anyone whose aesthetic is "moonlit and mildly dangerous," or just being someone whose vibe is roses with thorns and they'd like their shirt to make that clear.
Part of the Mythic Misfits Collection - Where pretty has teeth.
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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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