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Respect The Bubble

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$29.99 USD
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Respect The Bubble

Respect The Bubble

$29.99 USD
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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone whose personal space is a non-negotiable boundary and has decided to have it ornately framed and formally declared. For the sensory-sensitive, the introverts, the neurodivergent folks for whom physical proximity from uninvited sources is a genuine assault on their entire system, and everyone who has stood in a crowd or a conversation thinking about the specific distance between themselves and the nearest person and whether it was acceptable. The bubble is not a suggestion. It is not a preference. It is a policy, and it has been gilded and engraved accordingly.

Perfect for autistic and sensory processing folks who need the concept of personal space elevated to the level of formal decree, introverts who consider uninvited touch a punishable offense, anyone who has ever wanted to hand someone a laminated card explaining the concept of proximity, or just being someone who has their bubble and would like everyone in the immediate vicinity to be formally notified.

Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Run the whole damn thing.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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