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Spite Is Forever

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Spite Is Forever

Spite Is Forever

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has discovered that spite is the most durable fuel source available and has stopped being embarrassed about their power source. For the ones who have been through enough to know that feelings cycle — the grief softens, the rage cools, the heartbreak eventually becomes something else — but spite has a half-life that outlasts all of it and has kept more people upright through more impossible situations than any other motivational force on record.  Feelings are temporary. Spite is the constant. Plan accordingly.

Perfect for anyone who has gotten through something difficult primarily on spite and would like that acknowledged as the legitimate survival strategy it is, chronic illness warriors who know that spite outlasts pain on most days, or just being someone who has found their most reliable energy source and it is forever.  It is spite...and they have made their peace with that completely.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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