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Sweet Disaster

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$29.99 USD
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Sweet Disaster

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who is simultaneously the most adorable and the most chaotic thing in any room they enter and sees absolutely no contradiction in that. For the stitched-up rainbow bunnies of the world who hold their melting ice cream in the middle of their own personal fire and look genuinely unbothered about all of it, the ones who are sweet and are a disaster and have stopped treating those as opposing forces because they are in fact the complete and accurate description of a single unified being, and everyone who has been called both things and understood that together they are just their name.

Perfect for people who contain both the sweetness and the disaster in equal and inseparable measure and have made their peace with being exactly that, neurodivergent folks whose life is frequently on fire, but they are fine.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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