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Talk Sh*t, Spit Blood

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Talk Sh*t, Spit Blood

Talk Sh*t, Spit Blood

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has been talked about, talked over, and talked down to by people who significantly miscalculated what they were dealing with. For the ones who don't start things but have a very clear policy about finishing them, the people who have been underestimated by folks who confused quiet with passive and patient with unable, and everyone who has smiled through enough nonsense to have developed a response that is considerably less polite than the smile suggested was coming. The goblin is not threatening. The goblin is informing. There is a difference and it matters.

Perfect for anyone who has been tested by people who really should have done more research first, women who have been talked over in rooms that subsequently regretted it, or just being someone whose tolerance has a very specific endpoint and they'd like a fanged creature on a banner to communicate what happens when it's reached.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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