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The World Is Burning

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The World Is Burning

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom Bloom energy for everyone who has developed a finely tuned coping mechanism for existential dread that involves great graphic tees and selective awareness of the news cycle. The skeleton with nuclear eyes has assessed the situation fully and chosen to focus on what he can control — which is looking incredible while everything else figures itself out.

Perfect for the darkly pragmatic, anyone whose disaster response is impeccable personal style, and people who have made peace with the chaos by deciding their outfit is the one variable worth optimizing.

Part of the Doom Bloom Collection — World's on fire. Drip is immaculate. Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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