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Too Weird, Too Loud, Still Here (Dark)
Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who was told they were too much in every direction and outlasted every room that said so. For the ones who were too weird for the normal kids and too loud for the quiet spaces and too everything for the people who preferred their humans more manageable, the neurodivergent, the queer, the punk, and every person who has been told to be less of themselves by someone who was simply more comfortable with less — and who is still here, still weird, still loud. Too much was never the problem. The rooms were too small.
Perfect for anyone who has survived every space that tried to shrink them, neurodivergent and queer folks who were too much for the wrong people and exactly enough for the right ones, or just being someone who was told they wouldn't last and has been here the whole time and intends to remain.
Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.
Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.