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Trust Your Dog

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Trust Your Dog

$29.99 USD
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Peak Feral Familiars appreciation for everyone who has learned through extensive field research that their dog's read on a person is more accurate and more efficiently delivered than anything they figured out themselves after considerably more time and effort. For the ones who have watched their dog meet someone and immediately known — the dog knew, the dog communicated it clearly, and the human overrode the dog's assessment and paid for it later — and everyone who has arrived at the place where the dog's first impression is the final word and has never once regretted applying that policy consistently.

Dogs do not perform. Dogs do not gaslight. Dogs do not have an agenda. Dogs meet someone and they know and they tell you immediately with their whole body and if your dog is backing up and showing teeth then that is a complete and peer-reviewed character assessment delivered in real time and you should trust it.

Perfect for dog people who have learned to defer to their dog's judgment on new people after being repeatedly proven correct by subsequent events, anyone whose dog clocked someone before they did and they really should have listened the first time, or just being someone who has a dog, a barking snarling assessment system on four legs, and a firm policy of trust the dog, not the people, established through hard-won personal experience.

Part of the Feral Familiars Collection - My pet is my whole personality. And?

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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