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Weird Forever, Normal Never

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Weird Forever, Normal Never

Weird Forever, Normal Never

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has made the final and irrevocable decision about this and would like it documented. For the ones who tried normal on at some point, found it genuinely unwearable, and returned it without a receipt, the neurodivergent and queer and punk and otherwise magnificently strange people who have been weird their entire lives and are now announcing that this is not a phase or a stage or something they'll grow out of — it is a permanent condition and they are committed to it.

Perfect for anyone who has been told their weirdness is temporary and needs the permanent record corrected, lifelong misfits who have arrived at the place where weird is not a description but an identity and a declaration.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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