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Weirdo Bride T-Shirt

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Weirdo Bride T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who was called a weirdo by people who meant it as an insult and filed it under achievements instead. For the women who were assembled differently, who never quite fit the mold they were handed, and who eventually stopped trying and got a leather jacket and some very good sunglasses about it. This is for the bride who showed up to her own story, looked at what everyone expected of her, and decided she had significantly better things to do with her existence.
Perfect for horror conventions, anyone who has reclaimed every name they were ever called and made it their entire personality, classic monster devotees who see themselves in the creature rather than the crowd, or just being someone whose aesthetic is stitched together from the best parts and somehow more iconic than anything they were trying to replace.
Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.
Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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