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Actually, I'm a Delight

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Actually, I'm a Delight

Actually, I'm a Delight

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone who has been described as intimidating, intense, or difficult by people who simply hadn't gotten to the delight part yet and may have given up too early. For the grumpy badger in a spiked jacket who is objectively a delight and is aware of this fact even if the initial presentation suggests otherwise, the ones who require a brief adjustment period before the delight becomes apparent and consider that the observer's work to do rather than their own, and everyone who has been called a lot before being called their favorite person and knows that both assessments came from the same source material at different stages of understanding.

Perfect for people who are an acquired taste that a select few are glad they acquired, neurodivergent folks whose warmth is real and present and sometimes underneath some initial layers that require patience to reach.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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