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Apologies in Advance

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Apologies in Advance

Apologies in Advance

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has enough self-awareness to know that the evening has a trajectory and enough commitment to the bit to go anyway. For the chaotic good goth ringmaster types who show up to every situation dressed impeccably and prepared for nothing and everything simultaneously, the ones who genuinely mean the apology in the same way they genuinely cannot tell you what they're apologizing for yet because it hasn't happened, and everyone who has tipped their top hat at a situation and walked directly into it with a smile and a skull pin and zero regrets pre-loaded and several post-loaded.

Perfect for the chaotic personalities who lead with a warning because they've done this enough times to know one is warranted, dark humor devotees who consider preemptive apologies a courtesy and a performance art simultaneously, or just being someone who shows up in full Kultureshot Outcast Supply regalia and would like it on record that whatever happens next was not entirely their fault.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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