Born Tired

Crafted from premium lightweight 100% ringspun cotton and reinforced with double-stitched hems to ensure our tees stay soft and keep their shape. Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who arrived on this planet already exhausted and has been operating at a baseline level of tired that no amount of sleep, supplements, or unsolicited wellness advice has ever touched. For the chronically ill, the neurodivergent, the people whose nervous systems have been working overtime since day one, and everyone who has been told they just need better sleep hygiene by someone who has never experienced a single day of their particular brand of bone-deep, cellular-level, structural fatigue. This is for the ones who didn't catch tired — they were issued it at birth and have been managing the workload ever since.

Perfect for chronic fatigue warriors who are tired of explaining their tired, neurodivergent folks whose brains burn more energy before 9am than most people use all day, spoonie community members who need the shirt to do the communicating because they simply don't have the spoons for it, or just being someone whose permanent setting is exhausted and they'd like that acknowledged in large distressed lettering please.

Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Runs the whole damn thing.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

Spend $75 or more and shipping's on us. Consider it a small thank you for being part of this.

We may take up to 7 days to get your order packed and out the door — we'd rather get it right than get it fast. From there, USPS carries it home to you, usually within 2-5 days. Check your tracking every hour if that's your comfort ritual, or don't look at all until it's on your porch. Both are valid.

Returns: We'll Make It Right

You deserve gear that shows up exactly how it should. If it doesn't — damaged, defective, not what you ordered — we're here to fix that, no hoops to jump through.

What you need to know:

• Arrived damaged or defective? Full refund, simple as that.
• You've got 30 days from your purchase date to reach out.
• Item should be unworn and in the same condition it arrived in.
• Email us at kultureshot@kultureshotstore.com — a real person will get back to you, not a bot, not a script.

This brand runs on people looking out for people. If something feels off, tell us. We'll take care of it, every time.

Policy might shift down the line, but the way we treat you won't.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

• Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
• Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
• Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
• No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
• Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

• Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
• Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
• Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

• Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

Below are the sizing guides for our different products — make sure you're checking the chart that matches the item you're viewing.