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Born To Stay Home

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Born To Stay Home

Born To Stay Home

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has looked at the concept of going out, assessed it against the concept of staying in with a remote and some comics and snacks and a comfortable floor situation, and made the correct and obvious choice every single time. For the goth homebody who has curated a perfect interior world and sees no compelling reason to leave it, the ones who RSVP no by default and yes only under extraordinary circumstances that are almost never extraordinary enough, and everyone who was born with an instinct for home that most people have to develop through exhaustion and disappointment over many years.

Perfect for introverts who have always known, neurodivergent folks whose ideal social setting is their own space with their own things and their own schedule, or just being someone who was not born to run — they were born to stay exactly where they are and they have a CRT television and comic books and zero regrets about it.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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