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Caffeine and Chaos

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Caffeine and Chaos

Caffeine and Chaos

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone whose two primary operating inputs are accurately represented here and who has stopped pretending there are others. For the goth girls whose morning begins with a mug held like a lifeline and ends somewhere unpredictable that caffeine and chaos navigated together, the neurodivergent women whose energy management system consists of these exact two resources deployed in varying quantities depending on the situation, and everyone who has been asked what their secret is and the honest answer has always been this — caffeine for the starting, chaos for the rest, and somehow it keeps working.

Perfect for anyone whose daily fuel source is exactly what this girl is clutching with both hands, neurodivergent folks whose executive function runs on coffee and the productive anxiety of a situation slightly out of control, or just being someone whose whole deal is caffeine and chaos and they have stopped looking for a third option because these two are doing fine.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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