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Currently Avoiding Responsibilities

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Currently Avoiding Responsibilities

Currently Avoiding Responsibilities

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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone whose current status is exactly what this bug-eyed monster is communicating and they needed a shirt that said it so they didn't have to. For the ADHD and autistic folks whose executive function has filed for an extension, the ones who have seventeen things they should be doing and are instead doing this, and everyone who has perfected the art of looking like they might get to it eventually while the monster on their chest makes clear that eventually is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. The creature's expression is not chaos. It is accurate self-reporting.

Perfect for neurodivergent folks who relate to the monster more than the to-do list, anyone currently in the middle of an extended avoidance arc they have no immediate plans to end, or just being someone whose responsibilities are aware of their location and have been informed it's not happening today.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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