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Dead Fast & Still Rollin'

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Dead Fast & Still Rollin'

Dead Fast & Still Rollin'

$29.99 USD
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Peak Greaser Kult appreciation for everyone who has been counted out and kept moving anyway. For the zombie pin-up queens who drape themselves over a mercury under a crescent moon in a cemetery and look more alive than most people manage in broad daylight, the ones who have been dead slow, dead broke, dead tired, and dead wrong in other people's estimations and have remained in motion regardless, and everyone who understands that still rollin' is the most defiant thing you can say to a world that expected you to stop —probably in a custom lead sled, at night, in a graveyard, looking immaculate while you say it.

Perfect for hot rod culture devotees who find the combination of classic cars and cemetery aesthetics not morbid but deeply romantic, dark rockabilly folks who straddle the line between car culture and goth culture and find it the most comfortable place they've ever stood, or just being someone who is dead fast and still rollin' and would like a zombie pin-up on a mercury under a crescent moon to represent that energy officially.

Part of the Greaser Kult Collection - Born to hot rod. Everything else is just waiting.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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