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Easily Distracted By Dogs

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Easily Distracted By Dogs

Easily Distracted By Dogs

$29.99 USD
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Peak Feral Familiars appreciation for everyone whose attention is reliably and completely captured by any dog within visual range regardless of what they were previously doing. For the people whose focus, mid-sentence, mid-task, mid-anything, will redirect entirely and without apology the moment a dog enters the situation, the ones whose ADHD has found its most powerful and consistent hyperfocus trigger in the form of other people's dogs that they need to acknowledge immediately, and everyone who has lost the thread of a conversation, a meeting, or a critical life moment because there was a dog and the dog required their complete and undivided attention.

Perfect for neurodivergent dog lovers whose attention goes exactly where it goes and dogs are where it goes, anyone who considers being distracted by dogs a feature rather than a flaw.

Part of the Feral Familiars Collection - My pet is my whole personality. And?

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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