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Eldritch But Chill

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Eldritch But Chill

Eldritch But Chill

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who contains ancient and unknowable depths and is currently just vibing. For the Lovecraft lore fans who always felt Cthulhu was misunderstood, the people who hold cosmic horror and complete emotional regulation in the same body simultaneously, and everyone who is technically an eldritch presence in whatever room they're in but is making a genuine effort to keep it low-key today. The wings are folded. The tentacles are relaxed. The eyes are closed. The ancient one is simply existing and would appreciate if everyone could just match that energy for once.

Perfect for horror fans who contain multitudes including the capacity for genuine chill, anyone who is cosmically terrifying on the inside and perfectly pleasant on the outside and considers that a reasonable balance, or just being someone whose whole vibe is ancient eldritch entity taking a personal day and they'd like a baby Cthulhu to represent that officially.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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