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Goth Bombshell

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Goth Bombshell

Goth Bombshell

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has a very specific and non-negotiable policy about whose boots they are and are not prepared to lick, and that policy has been clearly communicated. For the ones who reject bootlicking in every professional, political, and social context and reserve their reverence exclusively for goth bombshells who have earned it, and everyone who has been asked to be deferential to someone who emphatically did not deserve it and needed a statement about where that particular energy actually goes.

Perfect for anyone who has strong opinions about the hierarchy of whose boots merit acknowledgment and goth women who appreciate being on the correct side of this statement.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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