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Grippy Sock Vacation

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Grippy Sock Vacation

Grippy Sock Vacation

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has taken the involuntary mental health retreat often enough to have developed a knowing smile about it. For the ones who have earned their grippy socks through experience, who have been to the place and come back and developed the specific dark humor that comes from having navigated something genuinely hard and survived it with your personality intact and possibly sharpened, and everyone who wears the straitjacket jacket energy not as aesthetic but as autobiography — been there, got the socks, made it weird, still here.

Perfect for mental health warriors who have found that dark humor about their own experiences is a legitimate and healing coping mechanism, people who have done the work in places that issue grippy socks and came out the other side with this exact smile, or just being someone whose relationship with mental health treatment is long enough and complicated enough that they get to make this joke and would like a tattooed goth bombshell to make it with them.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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