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Grow Old, Not Up

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Grow Old, Not Up

Grow Old, Not Up

$29.99 USD
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Peak Greaser Kult appreciation for everyone who has declined the terms of growing up while fully accepting the passage of time. For the rodders with the white beard who have been at this long enough to have earned senior status in the hot rod community and have used that time to get better at going fast rather than more responsible about it, the ones who grow old in years and not in spirit and consider the T-bucket with flames the appropriate vehicle for every decade of their life, and everyone who has watched people around them become sensible and chosen instead to become more deeply and irreversibly themselves.

Perfect for the elder statesmen of hot rod culture who have been doing this longer than most people have been alive and have no plans to stop, anyone who has been told they should act their age and assessed that feedback and rejected it entirely, or just being someone who is growing old, is not growing up, has a hot rod to represent their philosophy make it clear that this position was established early and has never once been up for review.

Part of the Greaser Kult Collection - Born to hot rod. Everything else is just waiting.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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