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I Came, I Saw, I Made It Weird

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I Came, I Saw, I Made It Weird

I Came, I Saw, I Made It Weird

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone whose presence in a situation has a consistent and predictable effect on the vibe and they have stopped pretending otherwise. For those who show up to ordinary situations and leave them fundamentally altered, the ones who aren't trying to make it weird — it just happens in the vicinity of who they are — and everyone who has walked into a room, done absolutely nothing unusual by their own standards, and watched the atmosphere shift in ways that were technically their fault but also kind of inevitable. She came. She saw. The weird was always going to happen. This is just the honest accounting of it.

Perfect for anyone whose friends have accepted that events become a different kind of event when they attend, neurodivergent folks whose natural state reads as weird to rooms that were simply unprepared, or just being someone who came, saw, made it weird, and proudly considers that a perfectly accurate summary of their contribution.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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