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I Cast Hexes

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I Cast Hexes

I Cast Hexes

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has found creative and cost-effective alternatives to the mental health industrial complex. For the witchy individuals who process their feelings through a cauldron on a crescent moon because the co-pay was simply not something they were prepared to manage this month, the ones who have developed a whole spiritual practice around the fact that hexes are free and therapy is not, and everyone who has sat with their grievances and their bubbling pot and felt measurably better about the situation without spending a single dollar. The moon is comfortable. The cauldron is working. This is healthcare.

Perfect for witchy women who have found that spell work and therapy are not mutually exclusive but one of them has a significantly better billing structure, anyone who processes emotional difficulty through dark ritual and considers it entirely valid, or just being someone who has a cauldron, a crescent moon, and a list of names and is managing their mental health beautifully thank you.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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