I Don't Rise and Shine

Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone whose morning routine begins not with gratitude journaling, but with an immediate and comprehensive audit of existence. For the neurodivergent folks whose brain comes online at full processing speed and immediately starts asking questions that most people don't get to until at least their second coffee, the ones who rise from the sheets looking exactly like this creature and begin questioning everything before their feet hit the floor, and everyone who has been told to rise and shine and felt the specific incompatibility of that instruction with who they fundamentally are and how mornings actually work for them.

Perfect for anxious overthinkers whose brain starts the questioning before the body is fully operational, neurodivergent folks whose morning cognition is immediately at full volume asking things nobody asked it to ask, or just being someone who does not rise and shine, has never risen and shined, and wakes up questioning everything including the concept of rising and shining and why anyone thought that was a reasonable expectation.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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