FOLLOW US ON

Product mockup

I Don't Suffer From Autism

Black / S
$29.99 USD
Skip to product information
Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
I Don't Suffer From Autism

I Don't Suffer From Autism

$29.99 USD
Color
Size

Peak Creature Feature appreciation for every autistic person who has spent their life being treated like the problem in situations where they were categorically not the problem. For the ones who have sat through neurotypical behavior that would never survive the scrutiny applied to theirs, the people who have been pathologized, accommodated, and assessed while the actual source of difficulty stood right there unchallenged, and everyone who is done with the framing that puts the autism in the suffering column when the evidence consistently points elsewhere. 

Perfect for autistic folks who have done the work of understanding that the discomfort in most situations was not coming from them, late-diagnosed people who looked back at their history and correctly identified where the actual problem was located, or just being someone who is done softening this particular observation for anyone's comfort.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Styled With

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

You may also like