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I Like People In Theory

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$29.99 USD
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I Like People In Theory

I Like People In Theory

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has the warmest possible feelings about humanity as a concept and finds the individual implementation consistently disappointing. For the introverts and neurodivergent folks who genuinely care about people in the abstract and find the in-person execution overwhelming, exhausting, and often inexplicable, the ones whose social battery drains at a rate that makes sustained peopling a logistical challenge, and everyone who has said they're a people person and meant it in the same way they mean they enjoy exercise — as a thing they support in principle and practice occasionally under very specific conditions. The little creature peeking out from the ornate typography knows exactly what it's doing and so do you.

Perfect for introverts who love people from a comfortable distance, neurodivergent folks whose relationship with social interaction is more complicated than yes or no, or just being someone who means well about people and needs everyone to understand that theory and practice are two very different things.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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