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I Make Bad Decisions Look Good

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I Make Bad Decisions Look Good

I Make Bad Decisions Look Good

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has made a choice that was objectively questionable and executed it with such style that the question never came up. For those who have been making decisions their entire lives that looked bad on paper and incredible in practice, the ones for whom the bad decision and the good look are so consistently paired that they've stopped distinguishing between them, and everyone who has walked into a situation that any reasonable person would have avoided and walked out looking like that was always the plan because it absolutely was.

Perfect for those who have made peace with their decision-making process and found it produces consistently good aesthetics if not consistently good outcomes, anyone who has turned a bad decision into such a good story that people forgot to judge the decision, or just being someone whose bad decisions are frankly some of their best work and they'd like a rockabilly pin-up with tattoos to make that case officially.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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