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If The Shoe Fits.....

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If The Shoe Fits.....

If The Shoe Fits.....

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has found their perfect boot in a shop and watched the price tag rearrange their entire relationship with the concept of perfect. For the goth pin-up women surrounded by platform boots and buckled badasses who know that the shoe that fits the aesthetic, the soul, and the specific energy of who they are costs exactly more than they budgeted for and they are going to stand in this boot aisle and grieve that for a moment before making a decision they will not regret. The fit is perfect. The price is a character flaw of the economy.

Perfect for alt and goth individuals whose shoe collection represents a series of financially questionable but spiritually correct decisions, anyone who has found the exact right boot and had a complicated relationship with the price tag about it, or just being someone who knows that if the shoe fits it was almost certainly not on sale and they bought it anyway and would do it again.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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