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I'm Not For Everyone

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I'm Not For Everyone

I'm Not For Everyone

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has accepted this about themselves and found it clarifying rather than crushing. For those who walked through enough doors that didn't want them to understand that the doors were simply not the right doors, the ones who have been too much for enough rooms to know that the rooms had a capacity problem and not a them problem, and everyone who has stopped trying to be palatable to people who were never going to appreciate the full version anyway. Not for everyone is not a failure. It is a specification. It narrows the field to exactly the right people and leaves the rest more time to find something they understand.

Perfect for those who have made peace with their polarizing nature and found it a feature, alt and goth folks who have accepted that their people are specific and worth waiting for, or just being someone who is not for everyone and has stopped apologizing for that and started wearing it as the accurate and liberating description it actually is.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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