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I'm Not Moody, You're Annoying

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I'm Not Moody, You're Annoying

I'm Not Moody, You're Annoying

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has had their entirely reasonable emotional response to genuinely annoying circumstances reframed as a personality flaw and would like to make a correction. For the goth girls who have been called moody, dramatic, and difficult by people who were objectively being annoying and somehow made that about her, the ones who have sat with headphones and striped sleeves and a completely accurate read on the situation while someone called their accurate read a mood, and everyone who has smiled through being misdiagnosed as moody when the actual diagnosis was simple and it had a name and the name was YOU.

Perfect for women who have been called moody often enough to have developed strong opinions about the source of the assessment, neurodivergent folks whose emotional responses are accurate and proportional and simply not being applied to people who deserve them, or just being someone who is not moody, has never been moody, and the dripping text is just a style choice not a symptom.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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