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Introvert But Will Fight
Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who needs it understood that quiet and passive are two completely different things and the small goth girl with the baseball bat is the clearest possible illustration of that distinction. For the introverts who have been mistaken for pushovers by people who confused their preference for solitude with an absence of spine, the ones who will absolutely not start something, but have a very specific and non-negotiable policy about finishing things that get started with them, and everyone who recharges alone, avoids confrontation, and will nonetheless show up with a bat when the situation calls for it.
Perfect for introverts who have been underestimated by people who read quiet as soft, neurodivergent folks who prefer peace and are fully prepared to defend it, or just being someone whose default setting is leave me alone and whose backup setting is the small dark girl standing at the bottom of the typography holding a bat and making direct eye contact.
Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.