FOLLOW US ON
It's Not That Bad
Peak Greaser Kult appreciation for everyone who has delivered this assessment of a situation that was objectively quite bad and meant it with complete sincerity because their frame of reference for bad has been calibrated by a lifetime of automotive projects. For the gearheads who have seen enough oil leaks, seized engines, and mystery problems to have developed a genuinely high threshold for bad, the ones who have looked at a problem and said it's not that bad about something that was genuinely bad, but believed every word because they've seen worse and fixed it.
Perfect for hot rod builders whose optimism is calibrated by having fixed things that were actually that bad, mechanics who have developed a philosophical relationship with automotive problems that borders on enlightened, or just being someone who looks at a dripping oil situation, gives a thumbs up, says it's not that bad, and means it because they have a garage full of projects that started worse than this and they're all still running.
Part of the Greaser Kult Collection - Born to hot rod. Everything else is just waiting.
Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Styled With
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.