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Keep Your Drama

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Keep Your Drama

Keep Your Drama

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has held up a hand at exactly this angle and meant it with their entire being. For those who have done enough emotional labor for other people's chaos to have developed a very firm and clearly communicated policy about incoming drama, the ones who will show up for a genuine crisis every single time and have absolutely no bandwidth for manufactured ones, and everyone who has looked at someone arriving with a drama situation and felt their hand rise of its own accord because the body knew before the brain finished the thought. Keep it. Take it back. It was never checked in here.

Perfect for those who have enforced their boundaries enough times to have the gesture perfected, people who have been someone else's emotional dumping ground long enough to have installed a no trespassing sign, or just being someone whose hand is already up and the drama has been informed of the policy and the policy stands.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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