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Low Energy, High Attitude

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Low Energy, High Attitude

Low Energy, High Attitude

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has very little power available, but has allocated what they have with extraordinary precision. For the chronically exhausted individuals whose energy reserves are running at single digits, but whose attitude is fully charged and operating at peak performance, the ones who cannot get off the couch, but will absolutely have opinions about everything from that position, and everyone who has discovered that attitude requires significantly less energy than action and has optimized their output accordingly. The tiny bat-winged goth with her arms crossed has the full picture. Low energy is the condition. High attitude is the adaptation.

Perfect for chronically ill and neurodivergent folks who have learned to concentrate their limited resources where they count most, anyone whose body is tired and whose personality is absolutely not, or just being someone who has very little left in the tank and has decided the attitude gets the last of it and no further questions.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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