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Make it Look Like an Accident T-Shirt
Peak Creature Feature appreciation for every woman who has smiled that particular smile and watched someone immediately reconsider their life choices. For the ride-or-die friendships built on loyalty, dark humor, and a mutual understanding that some problems are best solved with a wrench and a smoking muscle car, the women who've been underestimated by exactly the wrong people, and everyone whose best friend texts are legally better left unread in court. This is for the girls who have each other's backs, alibis, and apparently a very convincing story about what happened to the bumper.
Perfect for horror movie nights, anyone whose friendship group has a dedicated "we don't talk about that" folder, rockabilly girls with a dark side, true crime enthusiasts who are taking notes for entirely fictional reasons, or just being someone whose smile has made at least one person quietly back out of a room.
Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.
Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.