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Make Straight People Nervous T-Shirt

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Make Straight People Nervous T-Shirt

Make Straight People Nervous T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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For LGBTQ+ folks who are done shrinking themselves, anyone whose mere existence is considered "too much," and people who've realized that making homophobes uncomfortable is actually a public service. This is for the visibly queer, the proudly gay, the obviously trans, the flamboyantly bi, and everyone whose authentic self makes cishet people do a double-take.
Perfect for Pride (all year round), family gatherings where you're the only queer, straight spaces that need education, or just existing as your fabulous self while watching pearl-clutchers clutch.
Part of the Pride Collection - Where your existence is the statement.
Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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