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Mentally Elsewhere

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Mentally Elsewhere

Mentally Elsewhere

$29.99 USD
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Peak Glitter and Gore appreciation for everyone whose body is present in the room while their mind has suited up, launched, and is currently in a completely different galaxy. For the ADHD and autistic folks whose attention has left the building, if not the solar system, while their face does its best impression of someone who is listening, the ones who have perfected the art of appearing present while mentally floating through space in a little devil cat astronaut suit surrounded by planets and UFOs, and everyone who has been asked what they're thinking about and the honest answer was something that would take significantly longer to explain than the situation warranted.

Perfect for neurodivergent folks whose mind goes where it goes regardless of where their body is supposed to be, daydreamers and dissociators who have found the cosmos more comfortable than the current conversation.

Part of the Glitter and Gore Collection - Pretty. Dangerous. Both on purpose.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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